Ooga and Sun sat on a hill near the beach, the violet sky reflected off of the silent, lapping waves.
“ya' Know what, Sun?” Ooga asked.
“yeah?” Sun replied.
“you aren’t as bad as I thought you were.” he said
“hm, nor are you as stupid and smelly as I thought” she said playfully
“oh yeah? Well this stupid and smelly pygmy was able to outfox you and get our gem back”
“oh shut up” she said, rolling her eyes “you got lucky, so what?”
“it wasn’t luck, it was Skill”
“nope, stupid, dumb, beginners luck”
“i could do it again, right now!” Ooga exclaimed
“oh yeah, tough guy? Prove it” Sun challenged.
Ooga pounced at her and the two of them went rolling down the hill, finally stopping at the beach, panting and giggling.
“you know, if Kinsee were here, and she saw me with you, she'd rip your head off” Sun said
“humph, im not scared of Kinsee” Ooga said
suddenly Sun jumped to her feet. “oh my gods, its Kinsee!” she exclaimed
Ooga's eyes widened and he stiffened up, looking around “where?!”
Sun burst out laughing “hahahahahah! You were totally scared!”
“oh whatever” Ooga said, blushing
he looked at Sun again, and smiled warmly, “you have a cute laugh” he observed.
“what?” Sun asked “really?”
“well” Sun said, blushing “you look cute when you're scared”
Ooga gave her a shove, and she started laughing again.
Then she sat up, her eyes sparkling much like the water, and leaned in closer to Ooga.
“i cant believe I’m saying this, but I sort of like you” she said softly
“me too” Ooga agreed, and leaning closer, he looked to Sun.
“you have the most beautiful eyes” he commented, his face now inches away from hers.
“mm-hmm” she said, nodding
they leaned closer to each other, until finally, they kissed.
It was the best moment of Ooga's immortal life. Even better than the time he got Nooby flung into that palm tree after being launched from a table. And the moment ended with startled Pygmy’s voice.
Ooga and Sun looked up, surprised and saw Nooby staring at them, his eyes narrowed in confusion.
As they stared, Nooby suddenly seemed to get the situation and glared at Ooga with a mix of Hate and Sorrow.
“how- How could Ooga?!” he exclaimed, his eyes narrowed, tears streaming down his face.
Then he turn and ran into the woods.
Ooga looked back to Sun.
“i- I gotta go” he said, and turned and raced after Nooby.
Nooby had gotten pretty far, but Ooga was fast and soon caught up to him.
“N-Nooby!” he yelled “Nooby, I’m sorry!”
Nooby looked down and ran faster.
Ooga followed, tripping at getting hit by low branches, and called to Nooby again.
“Nooby, im sorry about what you saw, I really am, and I know you loved Sun, but I love her too, and She loves me!”
suddenly Nooby stopped, causing Ooga to bump Into him and fall to the ground.
Then Nooby whipped his head around, his eyes narrowed at Ooga, who scrambled to his feet.
“Nooby thought Ooga was Nooby's friend” he said, tears streaming from his eyes.
“but Ooga stole Sun from Nooby. Ooga not care about Nooby! Ooga betrayed Nooby! Ooga not Nooby's friend! NOOBY HATE OOGA!” he exclaimed
“no, Nooby, wait!” Ooga said desperately. He'd never seen Nooby like this, and truthfully, it frightened him.
“NO!” Nooby yelled. He balled his hand into a fist, and brought it down on Ooga's face, nailing him square in the eye.
“OW!!” Ooga cried, falling to the ground again, he curled up, both hands covering his right eye.
Nooby looked almost sorry for a moment, then his eyes hardened and he ran back farther into the woods.
When Sun came, Ooga was still holding his eye, and she came and examined it.
“it doesnt look good” she said “what in the world happened?”
“Nooby- Nooby.. hit me” Ooga said, not believing it himself. “he slugged me right in the face”
“then what?” Sun asked, holding a raw pork chop to Ooga's right eye.
“he- he just ran”
“poor Nooby” Sun said, “maybe he just needs time on his own”
"yeah" Ooga sighed "maybe"THE END